When a kangaroo goes bad

Kylie the criminal kangaroo
pockets lots of things she oughtn’t to.

A Vegemite sandwich, a kazoo,
little bottles of hotel shampoo…

She's a burglar full of derring-do.
She fills her pouch 'til it's busting through

with watches she's pilfered in plain view
and a wallet she stole while at the zoo.

Don't leave her with your pet cockatoo,
Her paws are quick and she knows kung fu.

Careful - her next victim might be you!
Kylie, the criminal kangaroo.

Copyright 2020 - Elayne Crain