I write childish things, following a lifelong passion for children’s literature (see the receipts at the very bottom for proof). I predominately write humor picture books, though I am also working on two middle-grade novels, a collection of children’s poetry, and other equally laughable things.

My debut picture book (with illustrator John Ledda), There’s Something Odd About the Babysitter, will be published by Feiwel and Friends at Macmillan in Summer 2025.

I also write about my writing on Substack at elaynecrain.substack.com because writers can be just as “extra” as anyone else.

I’m thrilled to be represented by Sean McCarthy of Sean McCarthy Literary Agency.

I was delighted and extremely grateful to mentor with the talented Jessica Young during the 2021 calendar year for picture books and the talented Vikram Maden during the 2021-22 academic year for my poetry collection. In May 2022, I was awarded first place for picture books at SCBWI San Diego Mayfest for my rhyming picture book manuscript, Bearly Asleep, and later that year, I attended the prestigious RUCCL Conference, as well as the Big Sur Children’s Writer’s Workshop. I was lucky to be able to attend both the Quebec Quiet Retreat and the inimitable Milkwood in 2023.

I am lucky to be part of several fabulous ongoing critique groups through the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators – SCBWIJulie Hedlund’s 12×12 challengeInkedVoices, and Storyteller Academy Pro. I am also an active participant in the annual novel-writing equivalent of a polar bear plunge, NaNoWriMo, having done so annually since 2020.

The “Lifelong Passion for Children’s Literature” receipts include (but are not limited to):

 My first publishing rejection, at age 8.

 My 1989 “Student Library Aide Service Award.” I was the only student to win this award that year–and definitely the only one who cared.

 My 1990 foray into writing was in middle grade, at age 12. Please note that this being my first-ever attempt to write a novel did not deter me from declaring it #1 in a series. (“Boy was she ever wrong!!” 😂)

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